Deep thoughts from Lula Mae

"I wish they had a Hallmark card for this type of a thing," Lula Mae said while discussing how to approach a dear friend to help convince her that it's time to lose those extra pounds that keep piling up and up and up.
"You know, one of the cute ones with a funny character like the old wrinkly shoebox lady. I even know what it could say," she continued

"Honey, you know we love you..."
"...now lose weight so someone else will."